GHSTBUSTERS

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INT.. DANA'S APARTMENT

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana? It's Peter.

DANA BARRETT:

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. Just relax, c'mon. I want to talk to Dana. Dana, Dana. Can I talk to Dana?

DANA BARRETT:

(In an inhuman demonic voice)

There is no Dana, only Zuul!

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

FADE OUT

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EXT.. MAYOR'S OFFICE -- DAY

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

MAYOR:

What do you mean, 'biblical?'

DR. RAY STANTZ:

What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

Exactly.

DR. RAY STANTZ:

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. EGON SPENGLER:

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

WINSTON ZEDDEMORE:

The dead rising from the grave!

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

MAYOR:

All right, all right! I get the point!

FADE OUT

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INT.. HOTEL

Clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap.

DR. RAY STANTZ:

I've gotta get this in the clear...!

DR. RAY STANTZ:

Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this...

He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle.

DR. PETER VENKMAN:

(triumphantly)

And the flowers are still standing!

FADE OUT